ABOUT US

HOSEMEN didn't start with a business plan or some influencer dream. It started out of necessity - bills were due, the hustle was real, and pressure washing just happened to be the thing were good at. So we built this company on sweat, sarcasm, and zero tolerance for filth. 

 

We're not here to charm you in matching polos or upsell you on services you don't need. That's what the other guys do. We show up, shut up, and clean like we've got something to prove - because we always do. Your driveway's stained, your roof's growing things, and your trash bin smells like regret? Perfect. We Specialize in disgusting.

 

We're licensed, insured, and slightly unhinged in the best way. And while other companies want to look clean, we actually make things look clean - fast, loud, and done right the first time.

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Why Choose HOSEMEN?

Because you've tried the rest-and they still left streaks. At HOSEMEN, we're not some fly-by-night rinse crew with a borrowed pressure washer and a $10 logo. We show up with actual skill, professional-grade gear, and the unshakeable commitment of people who clean like rent's due tomorrow (because it is). 

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Most of our competitors? They offer "affordable rates" but don't list them. We do - in bold print. They say "Eco-Friendly" but still hose your property with bleach. We created our own real-deal green formula so good luck! We don't just wash-we erase the evidence. Grease, grime, gum, regret- gone. We treat your driveway like it talked back and your roof like it owes us money.

 

We're licensed, insured, and slightly unhinged about quality. Whether you book us for a trash bin that smells like a biology experiment or full house refresh we'll show up like it's personal.

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